Just as they thought they were out... He pulled them back in

In the early hours of the last day of April. Makaveli (Joshy) expertly sighted his targets and killed a number of soldiers with his usual efficiency. Three groups where shot. The largest one being the newly formed Incursion headed by Connor and tomo. The squad was wiped in 4 seconds and Naj was shot a minute later. Incursion's leaders had shot at Maximals previously in the round and so they were just being repaid the favour. Moments later TheLegend2 was also shot on suspicious behaviour. He was seen to be moving bullets and he was also known to have stored a lot of cash in his WT. On pickup, the till was rumoured to be in the region of 450 million. The last person to be shot was Mishone. Who was shot on the notion of being bait and acting as a holder for someone. Whether that is true or not remains to be seen. What is known as that Maximals aren't resting on their laurels. Will Incursion resurface again soon and has someone lost alot of stuff on their holder? These questions may be answered soon. Stay tuned. Malek reporting for the The Coc Times. Thank you.

Soldier	Rank	Kill Time
Mishone	General	10:40:52 am 30 Apr 2014
TheLegend2	General	9:45:51 am 30 Apr 2014
Mirring	Corporal	9:44:40 am 30 Apr 2014
DBOweFindWays	General	9:43:07 am 30 Apr 2014
CPB	General	9:43:06 am 30 Apr 2014
HamSalad	Captain	9:43:05 am 30 Apr 2014
Balotelli	Colonel	9:43:03 am 30 Apr 2014

Summary:- Makaveli(Maxi Josh) Wiped incursion for previous conflicts and shot thelegend2 for being dodgy and Mishone for being bait.

Random killings... Or not

In the world of CoC, Mandem haven't been releasing their loads as much. Yesterday though, some pressure was let off on two soldiers. Roisin Dubh (Ste) was shot by Makaveli (Maxi Josh) For being Ste. I have been told he was shot as a precaution in case he shot at them first as he had reset to Gen from Commander yesterday. Then we have one of the stalwarts of the game. The pro and very dangerous Niall. I have been told he was shot by Redbull (Brad). The great and honourable Niall was shot for the dubious reason of being a gimp as well as being a fucking Nob apparently. I doubt we'll see any retaliation for either shooting though. Or will we? :S Find out in a couple of weeks time.
That is all for the day, hopefully the following days are more interesting. As always if you have some information for the paper, feel free to message me at any time. This was Malek reporting for The CoC Times. Thanks for reading.

When will people learn...

Once upon a time there was a soldier called milkyway. Milkyway was a noob who somehow made some money to go by. One day, another noob called Connor lost nearly 3 bil on his BlackJack. Mr.Milkyway got too happy and bought Bayamo RT for 800mil and kept all his money in the tills and carried on playing. Within the hour, CoC land was down one very rich noob.
Tonight, History repeats itself, to a certain extent. Vega made 3bil on his RT. He learned a part of the lesson which was to buy stock with the money so you have something to fall on, however he wasn't bunkered and he lost a Prop plus what is rumoured to be 220mil. The shooter was Joshy (Makaveli). It wasn't a profit shooting as 80k=/ 220mil but the kid still lost a Brig account and nearly 300mil.
The Morale of the story is, if people know you've made big money on your prop, you better bunker the hell up.
This was Malek reporting for The CoC Times. From Berlin, Germany. Good night.

Death 4 Death!

Late last night we saw Dan (Varna) shot by Cody (Szxl)

Cody said he was bored and just wanted a kill and the betting establishment Havana WT was lost and resurfaced later in the hands of someone else.

However Dan found himself back to civilisation with a wrath and so he turned to his friend PCG to seek his help and so he removed Cody for good and avenged Dan's death.

Soldier	Rank	Kill Time
Szxl	General	11:22:01 am 27 Apr 2014
Varna	Commander	11:32:19 pm 26 Apr 201

Death Avenged

Welcome to the Daily CoC...

Today we say Anges (Bead) shot by Moneytrees (kenno)

Here is what he had to say for himself...

"From: MoneyTreesAt: 8:44:15 pm 25 Apr 2014Reply : Delete
She shot abi for no reason so I shot her for no reason  that, plus she is friends with you and Daz who have also shot at us, do I need anymore of a reason 

RE: Why?

RE: Me

RE: Who supplied aga's death?"

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Soldier	Rank	Kill Time
Bead	Sergeant Major	11:03:52 am 25 Apr n

Will we see Kenno shot for getting involved in business that isn't his? Or maybe at the same time this was a good move on behalf of Kenno and Maximals, removing a potential threat who has shot them in the past.

Will there be anything further to this shooting?

Just wait and see bitch!

Maximals strike back... Again

In the early hours of the 19^th of April 2014 around 0600 hours, Maximals finally took revenge for  the death of Gustavo (Dylan) by having Makaveli -who at the moment is unknown but rumored to be Maxidupe #11- wiped out The Forgotten Soldiers and reclaimed Bayamo and Havana bullet factories in the process. Will Maximals continue to exert a stranglehold and keep all 6 BFs on the game or will some budding young soldier come along and Overthrow the status quo?

Soldier	Rank	Kill Time
Mitchh	Colonel	6:09:00 am 19 Apr 2014
Bushy beaver	General	6:08:10 am 19 Apr 2014
Brady	Lieutenant	6:07:49 am 19 Apr 2014
Motoko	Captain	6:07:47 am 19 Apr 2014
Juan Mata	Captain	6:07:42 am 19 Apr 2014

This was Malek reporting for The CoC Times. Stay Tuned for more. Thank you.

Summary:- Makaveli wiped The Forgotten Soldiers and reclaimed Yamo and Vana BFs.

Edit:- I asked Monsieur Makaveli about his identity and this what I got, make up your mind.

From: Makaveli	At: 10:45:07 am 19 Apr 2014
Reply : Delete
I am the long lost 3rd cousin of Pauls mate Dylans sisters auntie's cousin who got shot by her next door neighbors 2nd uncles half breed parrot. RE: I have a question. Who are you?

He later told me that he is Josh.

RIP Dylan

Tonight we saw Mitch (Mitchh) catch Dyaln (Gustavo) out of the bunker and claim both Bullet Factories unlike when HOTN shot a previous owner where they were picked up by dupes with scripts.

Now with 2 Bullet Factories in the possession of a different squad, will we see the game come back to life slightly or will it continue to die despite the recent kill on a Maximals member.

Claims of account sharing are still being made. And to be honest, we all know it's true. Just a matter of how long it takes before the games biggest cheaters are finally caught out. Lord knows the ban hammer should have been unleashed ages ago.

Gustavo

General

8:15:58 pm 14 Apr 2014

What could've been in Coc Land

Greetings all. More information has been gathered by I'm currently going through information that has come to light, which is just over a week old and that could have had an impact on the war between the currently Victorious Maximals and the now disorganized remnants of the squad 'Haven of the Nine'. In the days preceding Anarchy(Josh), he was killing a lot of corporals so that he could get the Hunter Achievement. Enter Breaking Benjamin (Dan) who reached Veteran in 20 days. He too started shooting corporals. Usually no one cares too much if you shoot a corporal. Unless that corporal had a lot of money or other assets on them. BB made the mistake of shooting Metatron (Dillon) who he must've though was a troll or something. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't and Dillon lost a sizeable amount of money, apparently in the region of $200 million. Dillon got angry and got Bushy Beaver to act as hitman and had BB shot. Dillon later posted this on the forums.

Posted by yolosss 2:44:30 pm 03 Apr 2014
hope the corporals were worth it xxx

Breaking Benjamin was shot while he had more than $500 million on him which is a lot of money to lose over a corporal. This is were the effect it had on the Maximals-HOTN war comes in. Had Dan not been shot, he would have been the One and Only Veteran hitman for HOTN in the short lived war which started a day later as you can remember, when Daz killed a bunch of Maximals members and hangers on. I am sure an extra capable shooter and a Vet at that could've helped in doing some killing as they were able to snipe Voodoo(Paul). But they were too slow in taking his Bullet Factories and were picked up by Maximals members and the bank was picked up by momo. The following day Maximals and Co. were able to kill of most the people who were in the structure leaving Anomie (Amir). Not much happened after that and on the 7th, Amir sniped Frazzles and Reverend about 11am in the morning. That is all the information I could gather for the time being.

Thank you all for taking the time to read my findings. Until the following. Malek reporting for The Daily CoC, Central Berlin, Germany.

Hitman down!

Welcome to the Daily Cock!


5 hours after SigSauer gunned down Alex and Abi for Agnes aswell as Jordan being removed for Amir,
Charles intervened and shot SigSauer as Alex and Abi are both friends of his and fellow squad members in The Exodus.

SigSauer

General

9:55:57 pm 10 Apr 2014

CoC*

Adam and Chris shooting to relieve Boredom MK2/

Hi Y'all and welcome to The Daily CoC. This is Malek reporting from Berlin, Germany. This report concerns the shootings that (FirstBorn) Adam and (Chance the Rapper) Chris performed about 4 days ago. As you can remember on the 4th of April in the year of our Lord 2014. Adam and Chris claimed they were bored and decided to wipe out Division 69. They found 800k bullets and 1.1 bil in the squad. A couple days later they decided to shoot the bullets they acquired. They decided to wipe out MoD which they sold later. Right after wiping Masters of Disasters they decided to take out all of the 4 billed props that weren't owned by Maximals and got about 1.4 bill with that and some gold for selling it all off. They asked Mugen (Zaccie) earlier in the week if they  could buy his bank but they got a negative answer hence they shot orkestrated for it, along with the one shortcut (Momo) was holding so they both had one each.

yoloss Civilian 7:31:37 am 07 Apr 2014

orKestrated Veteran 7:30:13 am 07 Apr 2014

Exhale Lieutenant 7:27:04 am 07 Apr 2014

Mick carter Warrant Officer 7:23:54 am 07 Apr 2014

stormer Brigadier 7:19:59 am 07 Apr 2014

Lacoste Warrant Officer 7:15:58 am 07 Apr 2014

Shortcut Lieutenant 7:15:46 am 07 Apr 2014

Wizzles Sergeant Major 7:07:47 am 07 Apr 2014

nutty Captain 7:07:46 am 07 Apr 2014

Snal Brigadier 7:07:34 am 07 Apr 2014

Shudder123 Warrant Officer 7:07:32 am 07 Apr 2014

I would like to take this moment to say RIP milkyway, who got shot by a bunch of haters for his 3 Max Billed props. Rip Man. You won't be forgotten. :D

This is Malek concluding his first report for The Daily CoC. Stay tuned in for more. See you all and Goodbye.

Summary:- FirstBorn and Chance the Rapper used bullets from wiping out Division 69 to wipeout MoD and get a couple of 4Billed Props.

Abi + Alex... and Jordan...

Dead. Agnes supplied her hitman SigSauer to shoot Abi (Persian) and Alex (Odyssey) because Abi and Alex shot a holder of Agnes's. The holders account was verbatim. Amir supplied for Jordan (Willows Way) to be shot after he shot Haven Of The Nine.

Persian	Commander	4:34:44 pm 10 Apr 2014
Odyssey	Lieutenant	4:34:27 pm 10 Apr 2014
Willows Way	Colonel	4:34:02 pm 10 Apr 2014

No #1 for AJ

Hubba Bubba  (AJ) was shot by Elegant (Joshy) earlier because after Anarchy was shot, he picked up the Lotto but sold it on despite it being a Maximals prop.

Also, inb4 any that's not Joshy comments. #Bullshit.

Hubba Bubba

Veteran

11:54:35 am 10 Apr 2014

RIP

Chris (Chance The Rapper) and Adam (FirstBorn); during the early hours of the morning, were shot by Zaccie (Mugen) as what can only be assumed to be an act of retalliation for shooting orKestrated.

WackyInflatableArmFlailin was also shot as part of the structure of the squad which Adam and Chris owned.

FirstBorn	General	1:14:51 am 10 Apr 2014
WackyInflatableArmFlailin	Colonel	1:07:20 am 10 Apr 2014
Chance The Rapper	General	1:05:53 am 10 Apr 2014

Haven of The Who?

With the ongoing war between Maximals and Haven of The Nine,  Haven were taken down tonight with a colonel as Maximals hitman. The hitman was Willows Way (Jordan), and Makaveli picked up the squad because Willow's computer was acting up and being slow. When asking willows about why he shot this is what he said.

From: Willows Way	At: 4:16:19 am 09 Apr 2014
Reply : Delete
I shot in Retaliation for Maximals, someone from MoD picked up as my PC was running slow Soldier Number Of Bullets Time of Death Nelson 15,000 4:10:19 am 09 Apr 2014 Martin Luther King 70,000 4:08:53 am 09 Apr 2014 Xeno 15,000 4:07:12 am 09 Apr 2014 Anomie 200,000 3:01:16 am 09 Apr 2014

With Willows and Makaveli both being in Mod during the shooting, will this bring any trouble back to the squad? Will Haven come back with a quick retaliation? Or will they finally throw in the white flag with maximals and Move on?...  Only time will tell

PEW PEW

Few heads got shot here and there. The big one being that top lad Stigma though. Heard he was sound.

Bunker up!

Daz(Stigma) and HOTN continued their shootings at Maximals today, they took out most of their members and other randoms that have been in Maximals in the past. Unfortunately for HOTN they have been un able to catch the people bunkered with props so far. We are yet to see any retaliation from the squad that has controlled the economy for so long, can't be long surely?

RIP
PerfectPicture     Specialist     12:21:48 pm 04 Apr 2014
Deathstroke     Captain     11:23:31 am 04 Apr 2014
Nazgul     Captain     11:15:14 am 04 Apr 2014
English Butter     Sergeant Major     10:42:09 am 04 Apr 2014
spilled ink     Sergeant Major     10:42:07 am 04 Apr 2014
Lightning Thief     Colonel     10:19:59 am 04 Apr 2014
BlueAngel     Lieutenant     10:19:57 am 04 Apr 2014
Stratonic     Specialist     10:12:07 am 04 Apr 2014
Tommy Trash     Specialist     10:11:46 am 04 Apr 2014
Emma     Specialist     10:11:22 am 04 Apr 2014
Ignition     Warrant Officer     9:55:04 am 04 Apr 2014
jesswbu     Gunnery Sergeant     9:53:46 am 04 Apr 2014
DonJohn2     Veteran     9:52:43 am 04 Apr 2014

Aga down!

Last night Joshy(Anarchy) decided to shoot Agnes(32AJE13) before 'She shot him'

This morning Daz(Stigma) retaliated by shooting Anarchy, is this the end or the beginning?

RIP

Soldier	Rank	Kill Time
Anarchy	Veteran	9:32:54 am 04 Apr 2014
32AJE13	General	11:12:58 pm 03 Apr 2014

Division Dead!

This morning we saw Adam and Chris shoot Division 69. When Chris was asked for information, this is what he said.

From: Chance The Rapper	At: 7:51:57 pm 02 Apr 2014
Reply : Delete
me and adam were bored and wanted to shoot something since we both just hit gen. looked around and there wasn't much worth shooting over so we saw a chance to take Divison 69 for pretty cheap. (their struc was 3 captains and a brig). while i was at it i tossed Marcus (Ktulu) on hunt as he was being annoying on forums and was holding a 4billd WT at GS. squad had nearly 800k bala and over 1bil in tills. the 3 props they were holding had like 300k tills, and marcus' prop had 127mil till. I was hitman RE: info about what happened this morning for the paper? <img id='emoticon' src='/images/smileys/surprised.png'>